tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1479974519170534972012-02-16T10:14:27.622-05:00I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part. And I'm just the guy to do it.Michaelnoreply@blogger.comBlogger31100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-147997451917053497.post-70330786268804230652008-12-05T14:29:00.001-05:002008-12-05T14:32:00.092-05:00I needed this today. Thanks to <a href="http://www.zefrank.com/theshow/archives/2006/07/071106.html">Ze Frank</a><br /><br /><div class='blip' id='blip_movie_content_166003'></div><script type='text/javascript' src='http://blip.tv/syndication/write_player/?posts_id=166003&skin=js&file_type=flv&thumbnail=http://www.zefrank.com/theshow/site4/leader_blip.gif'></script><script type='text/javascript'>play_blip_movie_166003();</script><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/147997451917053497-7033078626880423065?l=futilegesture.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Michaelnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-147997451917053497.post-12157012498959401902008-08-27T19:29:00.005-04:002008-08-27T19:35:18.234-04:00I understand and mostly agree with people who want to discourage usage of the word "retarded" to describe things that are silly. Developmental handicaps don't happen to people because they've done something to deserve it.<br /><br />But if they're running late for something, I think we should still be able to call them "tardy."<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/147997451917053497-1215701249895940190?l=futilegesture.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Michaelnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-147997451917053497.post-38239943669474898132008-08-26T15:43:00.001-04:002008-08-26T15:43:29.361-04:00<pre>Drop that deuce<br />Upon my uvula<br />The peanuts make it<br />Taste peculia'</pre><br /><br />Now imagine Anne Murray singing the words to the tune of "You Needed Me".<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/147997451917053497-3823994366947489813?l=futilegesture.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Michaelnoreply@blogger.com0